[Warden Filter]
Y'know, once. Just once, I'd like to go a week without a murder or an attack or threats of an all-out bloody war between this group and that.

[Tired sigh.]

Anyway. Did a sweep of the crime scene-- Damon's cabin, that is. First thing: there were just... massive quantities of blood, which we can assume is all his, but I wanna ( Read more... )

[Warden Filter]
We've got an inmate on the loose with no warden. He's already killed three-- no, hang on...

Four people now, by my count, and that's the bare-- the bare minimum we're talking here. Given delay between death and... [He coughs, sounding a little uncomfortable] revival, that means there could be other victims that are currently ( Read more... )

Well, all in all? That was easier than a typical case.

Anybody up for the pub tonight? After the snowball fight, of course.

( Wrapping up the BARGE THEFTS under the cut )

Alright then, as we all know, there's been a rash of theft. Problem is, given when this has occurred, we can't say yet if somebody did this during the flood, or afterwards. So far, there isn't much in common between the missing items, except that they're small and easy to conceal, for the most part. New items are added in bold:

• Earrings and ( Read more... )

I've got to admit, as far as "Barge incidents" go, that last one wasn't bad at all. A bit, er... unhygienic, though. I'm just glad we didn't have to resort to hunting in the CES.

Prefect, you did get rid of yours, yeah?

[Filtered to Reid and Annie]So, we're, ah... looking into starting a sort of investigative force, to work alongside Security ( Read more... )

[Sam sounds groggy and lame right now. Anyway, the voice post catches him murmuring to himself, before he begins:]

God, I feel like utter shit right now...

Anyway... Anyone seen Annie? We were s'posed to meet for a drink, but it's half past... no, sorry... an hour past the time we agreed, and... can't find her in her cabin or any of the common ( Read more... )

[Gloriously Public]
Thanks to a tip from Captain Swing, we've just been alerted that some of the Inmates decided to take advantage of the Borg Queen's attack on us and steal items that are clearly not allowed to Inmates.

Effective immediately is a Barge-wide lockdown. Any Inmates who are not in their cabins are to return to them immediately, or ( Read more... )

Be on the look out for Tobias or Charles or whichever name he's going by at the moment. His 'father' just threatened my Inmate, and I'd really rather not have a repeat of their last encounter. If you see him, isolate him, lock him up, or call for assistance-- at least until his Warden finds him. Please don't have a go at him alone if you're, ah ( Read more... )

[Private to the Admiral]
Admiral, after speaking with Veronica Mars and a witness to the attack by Adam Monroe and Elle Bishop, I'd like to request the complete removal of Elle Bishop's abilities until she's assigned a Warden. If she's going to run around without any supervision, she needs to be neutralised.

[Private to Sylar, added after the ( Read more... )

Veronica? How're you-- are you holding up alright ( Read more... )